i really need me a fat ass relationship. like we both wake up at 3am and go to ihop for some mf pancakes or somethin.
WHAT YOU ORDER AT BRUNCH SAYS ABOUT YOU: French toast: studied abroad& it “totally changed your life” Eggs: depressed Pancakes: realizing you wasted your youth Just coffee: existential dread Bottomless Mimosas: uses substances as an excuse to be self destructive
Daughter: Daddy, can I have breakfast? Me: *puts up hand* Talk to the hand. Daughter: *into my hand like she’s ordering at a drive thru* I’d like some pancakes.
WHO ARE WE? WE ARE:- JIKOOK nation KOOKMIN nation PANCAKE nation SALIVA nation EAR BITING nation CUPCAKE nation MASSAGE nation GCF nation AVENGERS DATE nation WHIPPED nation DANGSHIN nation LONDON TOUR nation YOU'RE ME I'M YOU nation ALMOST KISS nation JIMINSSIIII nation + pic.twitter.com/kTgllDLVHD
New menu includes kimchi pancake, 3 flavored fries, buffalo wings and more pic.twitter.com/Zj79PTJVkP
One day you'll wake up at 11:30am on a Sunday with the love of your life , make pancakes and coffee and everything will be alright. pic.twitter.com/aju111EXj2
Funfetti pancakes. pic.twitter.com/C9cIPYcAcJ
20 yard pancake block! pic.twitter.com/JBA6HMH4LC
Ramen, pancake, and alcohol coming together knowing they're jikook's favorites pic.twitter.com/aQicHTcRGh
A few years ago with your help we amazingly managed to crowdfund for the cutting edge treatment that we hoped might keep my wife alive. It did. I just made her pancakes. Thank you for that. Now, I have another quick favour to ask.
Just a doggo wearing a pancake pic.twitter.com/yPGam8rQ9x
during warmups today i doodled a pika-pancake pic.twitter.com/8N5psQ3WNP
Me: “Gonna make pancakes for dinner.” Twitter counselors: “Don’t forget to use a spatula!” LMAO. This is truly 99% of unsolicited “advice” on this app. Ppl bothered by your complex topics, so they’re paternalistic over mundane BS to assuage their overall discomfort with you.
I’m going to open a pancake house. pic.twitter.com/uTGpoElEFf
me at free hotel breakfast: gets plate with mini pancakes, sausage links, and scrambled eggs kid: look at that person they arent eating BREAD. WHY? me: puts sausage and egg in pancake like a taco and puts hot sauce on it kid: WHOAAAAAA